tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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georgebeast:

Uberti made Winchester 1873 with a pair of USFA.

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espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

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gang0fwolves:

kid in class : ” that’s cheating! “

me : 

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